Tennis Captions: Week 22-23
This week’s captions showcase the goings-on at the AEGON Championships, Gerry Weber Open, UNICEF Open and e-Boks Sony Ericsson Open. Enjoy it. No, you!
Tennis Captions: Week 16
This week’s captions showcase the goings-on at the BMW Open, Serbia Open, Estoril Open and Barcelona Ladies Open. Enjoy it. No, you!
Serena Blames Her Adam’s Apple For Loss In Rome
Jelena Jankovic beat Venus Williams like a child on Thursday. On Friday Rebel Jelena beat Venus’ sister like a slightly older child – a pre-teen boy, really.
Serena vs. Safina: A Battle Without Honor Or Humanity
I’d like to tell you that this will go down as a battle for the ages. I’d like to tell you that these two women respect each other and that respect drives them. I’d like to tell you that their careers comes down to this season and this season comes down to the final tournament in Qatar. I’d like to tell you where Qatar is on a map.
Unfortunately, I can’t tell you any of these things.
Nike: Just Moments Away From Controlling The Color Red
Remember when the color red used to signify passion? Perhaps war? Blood, if you’re into specifics? Well take some photos of all that and put ‘em in a scrapbook, because — yes, pictures of red things. No, I don’t know specifically what you should photograph. It was more of a pithy introduction to the blog than an actual suggestion. Besides, I’m the warning guy, not the idea guy. How you take pictures is your problem, but you should do it quickly because Nike is co-opting one of our most beloved colors. Any minute now, Nike’s going to change the way we think about red.
They’ve already started. You’ve already fallen victim. And it’s only going to get worse.
