O.J. Finally Gets One Of His Suits Dismissed
Last week, America’s repository of historical artifacts denied acceptance into its collection the suit that O.J. Simpson, the 18th-ranked all-time career rusher and two-time murderer, wore in court on the day he was acquitted (of the murders, not the rushing yards – I’m not sure how one would be acquitted of that. Then again, I’m still not sure how he got acquitted of killing two people, so let’s call it a draw).
Picture This: Kyle Boller Buys Low
Hi there. Sidelines was doing a little holiday shopping and ran into backup St. Louis quarterback, Kyle Boller, and his new belle, Carrie Prejean, at a local Pottery Barn (they were looking for ottomans). Never willing to turn down an interview – no matter how impromptu – Sidelines set aside its adorable sailboat paper weights and asked the couple a few questions.
Critic Al’s Football Week 11 Pick ‘Em
Game of the Week: Chargers vs. Broncos
The Bird That Cost $83K Per Knuckle
I’ve flipped a lot of birds in my day. A lot. And I won’t deny dreaming of eventually becoming powerful enough that I no longer face consequences when I do it. And here I thought owning a middling football franchise would grant me such a lifestyle. Turns out, I’m gonna have to aim higher.
Critic Al’s Football Week 10 Pick ‘Em
Game of the Week: Patriots at Colts
