The Silver Lining: We Won’t Get Fooled Again?
Tiger Woods? All he did was treat his wife like Tony Soprano treated Carmela. And that show lasted eight years! People loved it. So why has it only taken three weeks for Woods to go from pillar to pariah?
Simple Math: 6 Comes Before 23
The Beatles are an astounding rock band. More than astounding, they were revolutionary, daring and revelatory. For the record, I think the Beatles are totally gitchy. That being said, the Beatles are overrated.
Oprah Just WISHES You Would Tell Her To Stay Away From Sports
Last week, Oprah Winfrey compelled former heavyweight champs Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson to publicly appear together for the first time since “The Bite Fight” of 1997. That idea alone should have made you gone cross eyed with questions. Why Oprah? Why now? Why them? Wait. No seriously, why Oprah?
Week Sauce: Where Jordan Left Nothing For The Rest Of Us
Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, my girlfriend is dancing with some guy that looks like … oh … oh no.
“UFOs A More Fitting Honor To Vets Than Sweetness Statue,” Implies Park District
November 1 marks the 10th anniversary of the death of legendary Bears running back Walter Payton. To honor both the anniversary of his death as well as his life, Payton’s family and the Chicago Bears hoped to pay tribute to the man by erecting a 6-foot bronze statue outside of Soldier Field.
Sounds kind of awesome, right? Wrigley Field has Ernie Banks. The United Center has Michael Jordan. Why shouldn’t Soldier Field have Sweetness?
