“Okay, Aim About Six Feet Off From the…Holy S@#&! BEES!!”

How many bees does it take to ruin the 18th hole at Arlington, TX’s, Waterchase Golf Club? The answer is, like three. So what happens if suddenly 60,000 of the damn things appear?

Written on September 20, 2011 | Posted in Miscellaneous | No comment

Forehead Signatures Are One Way To Go

When I say Golf Channel and Ladies Professional Golf Association, what comes to mind?

Low ratings. Exactly. All the more reason to link to a new commercial about the latter, shown on the former and probably not seen by many.

Written on February 19, 2011 | Posted in Miscellaneous | No comment

Women React Appropriately, Predictably To ‘Fake Purse’ Proposition

You don’t need to be a Women’s Lib superwiz to know that no good comes from getting in between a lass and her purses. Ask your special lady friend, next time you’re in a department store together, to imagine buying that handbag she wants instead of actually purchasing it. You’ll feel the same heat LPGA Commish Mike Whan felt this week about the RR Donnelley Founders Cup.

Written on February 4, 2011 | Posted in Miscellaneous | No comment

FORE-Alarm Fire Ignited By Swing On Japanese Course

For the average golfer, springtime is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, the weather’s nicer; the golfing’s more plentiful. On the other hand, short of a few special courses, the greenskeepers of your public and even of the private courses haven’t fully manicured them yet. Greens are long, roughs are, well, rough, there’s no lemonade in the periodic dispensers. It can be unbearable, man.

Even in Japan, the back nine of the Miya Hill 36 coulda used a watering:

Written on April 17, 2010 | Posted in Miscellaneous | No comment

Yeah, That’s Gonna Be A Lawsuit

So I found that one good contribution to society PETA ad you were talking about.

Written on March 1, 2010 | Posted in Miscellaneous | No comment
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