When LeBron Went “Hollywood”
Whoops. First chink in the armor, ‘Bron.
It’s old news that LeBron James skulked (Ditched? Eluded? Nah, we’ll stick with skulked) away from the Orlando Magic, his teammates, the media and his duties as a franchise leader after the final game of his 2008-09 season on May 30.
It happened. It’s over. And the first time next season he barrels past some poor sucker unsuccessfully trying to foul him, all will be forgiven, right?
But what if it won’t?
The Sportiest of All Terminators
Let’s assume that Skynet (or Cyberdine, depending on which era we’re framing) would get ahold of a modern-day athlete and convert his or her human form into a T-800 Terminator. This isn’t the shape-shifting version, as hardcore fans know, but the Schwarzennegger version that incorporated a synthetic human flesh.
So whoever we choose would have Terminator abilities, but with their current exterior. We’re also going to assume that the person will keep some of their innate abilities (height, jumping ability) while incorporating the best of a Terminator (strength, overall killing skills).
With that, we present the top five athletes who would make the best Terminators.
