I know living in Cincinnati isn’t fun. Nick Lachey is the city’s biggest celebrity, for Godssake. Living in Queen City is libel to make anyone cranky. But crikey Cincinnati Reds, what’s gotten into you?
I went to my first Cubs game on August 24, 1983 and hundreds since then. I’ve watched thousands on TV and – miraculously – even a few playoff series, but I can’t stand this Cubs team. Can’t stand its attitude and can’t stand another season of losing. I’m considering switching loyalties. I don’t know to whom I should switch (leave you thoughts in the comments below), as I first want to know how one officially ends their fan affiliation. Below are 10 solutions. If you have others, let ‘em be heard below.

Arizona passed an immigration-enforcement law last week making it justifiable for police to stop and demand documentation from anyone they suspect of being an alien “if reasonable suspicion exists” that they are in the state illegally. Already, Bill 1070 is considered in many parts of the U.S. a bigoted enactment, of which many throughout the nation have taken to protesting. The rationality behind some of the protests, however, remains suspect.
Okay Toronto, put down that forkful of maple sugar pie for a second, I need you to explain your disproportionate affinity for those Maple Leafs.
Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, all blondes look alike when they’re half-naked.