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Monday Are you interested in pictures from Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s wedding last month? Of course you are. Wrestling
Tuesday How fast is the fastest lawnmower? You know what to do next. Lawnmower Racing
Wednesday HOFer Andre Dawson warns Florida’s Hanley Ramirez that he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’. Baseball
Thursday Stand up and slow-clap for this Portland soccer player who’s had enough of all this flopping. Soccer
Friday A Minor League Ballpark hosed “Dress Like Craig Sager” Night. It was bright. Baseball
Saturday Great pic of Angel Juan Rivera taking a moment during the game to ponder his very existence. Baseball
Sunday Would you wear a $535k watch during the French Open? Rafa would. Tennis
Eighth Day Deadspin.com compiles a sweet collection of Olympic Mascots that will make us reconsider life and love.

Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, we can probably preemptively add “The Karate Kid” remake to the list of the 25 Worst Sports Movies in the Last 25 Years.

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Monday Dwight Howard’s impersonations might be enough to shift him from “athlete funny” to actually funny. NBA
Tuesday Mixed Martial Arts for Jesus: Does this hurt MMA or Christianity more? MMA
Wednesday Will Gisele’s $25 million earnings in ’09 affect Tom Brady’s $5 million earnings after contract negotiations? Football
Thursday A high school baseball player urinated on the field during the National Anthem. O Say can you pee … Baseball
Friday Prison tennis. Betcha didn’t see that coming, did you? Tennis
Saturday $20 bottomless beer glasses were sold at the Preakness, where everyone ended up, ahem, Lookin’ At Lucky. Horse Racing
Sunday The encounter between Hollywood’s Lohan and hockey’s Avery was only a matter of time. NHL
Eighth Day Bleacher Report’s 25 Worst Sports Movies in 25 Years. Hey, man. “Rad” wasn’t a movie, it’s a way of life, bro.

Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, bears are finally past giving condescending warnings about forest fires.

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Monday Interested in seeing a matador get gored in the crotch 4-inches deep? I know, right? Me too! Bull Fighting
Tuesday The WNBA: Where childhood abuse eventually leads to a career. Basketball
Wednesday Indians announcer Bruce Drennan saw last week’s episode of “Treme” and now he’s all about yellin’ into the YouTube. Baseball
Thursday A famous golfer involving himself with a porn star? Interesting. A DVD of that porn star talking about that involvement? Less so. Golf
Friday Deadspin.com’s Give-Tebow-A-Nickname contest is waaaay better than ESPN’s. My vote is for “Fail Mary.” College Football
Saturday Gilbert Arenas was released from his halfway house, but couldn’t remember the combo to his home’s security gate. Basketball
Sunday Funny or Die present: Jim Brockmire: A Legend in the Booth (a little NSFW language). Baseball
Eighth Day Does this mean all those hairy Kardashian sisters are Flyers fans?

Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, “Charm” isn’t a word I’d ever  associate with the Lingerie Football League.

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Monday Wow. Um, yeah but can you do it twice, Bango? Basketball
Tuesday The Top 200 Fantasy Baseball Team Names. Who are the creative masterminds naming their team “The Boston Red Sox?” Baseball
Wednesday This just in: LeBron is still a tremendous jerk. Basketball
Thursday Tiger’s got his own sneaker … and so do all his lady friends too, I guess. Golf
Friday Miguel Olivo is more of a man than you (or, for our female readers, more of a man than your man) Baseball
Saturday The Most Exciting 2 Minutes In Sports. Set your watch to it. Horse Racing
Sunday A Pirates fan vowed to bet $20 AGAINST his team every game this season. Here’s a spreadsheet of how it’s going. Baseball
Eighth Day The Women’s Movement moves right into Charm City (and shoulder pads).

Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect,

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Monday Remember that story of a Sox fan, his son and strangers having bathroom sex? Yeah, it’s now animated through the magic of Asian insanity. Baseball
Tuesday Honestly, I want to do this to all soccer players all the time. Soccer
Wednesday I cannot tell a lie: this has nothing to do with sports – unless you count drunkenly trying to put on flip-flops as a sport.
Thursday The only thing worse than playing for the Nets? Being low man on the Nets’ totem pole. Basketball
Friday If this happened after a touchdown in any NFL game it would be the awesomest. Also, it would never happen. Soccer
Saturday Ohmigod. They attempted the Iron Lotus! (NOTE: I’d like to apologize for that “Blades of Glory” reference. You and I are both better than that.) Soccer
Sunday Ben Roethlisburger is no longer fit to be seen with zoo animals. Jury’s still out on farm animals. Football
Eighth Day I love that the rest of the league treats Alex Rodriguez like the rich brat who gets dropped off at school in a limo and has no friends because of it.

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Monday Phillie reliever Chan Ho Park explains his rough outing on Opening Day, then doesn’t understand what’s so funny ’bout it. Baseball
Tuesday Nope. Nothin’ funny about the proximity of these two signs. Sports Advertising
Wednesday Would you die for some World Cup tickets? This guy did. Soccer
Thursday Balloon Nowitzki’s face is, um, off. Now we know. Basketball
Friday A mascot blooper for people who hate mascots. Baseball
Saturday No more scripture on your eyeblack. also no more fun before your touchdowns. College Football
Sunday Cricket match, player’s mouth gets bug infestations. Also, clown makeup happens. Just click. Cricket
Eighth Day I wouldn’t think a plastic bobblehead of someone who is both plastic and bobble-headed could be so inaccurate.

Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, the city of Sydney employs boats full of shark repellent to watch over triathlon … along with a nut named Quint.

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Monday Remember when Apollo “Count of Monte-Fisto” Creed used James Brown in his awesomely-indulgent entrance to the fight against Drago minutes before getting sent to the hospital in “Rocky IV?” Yeah well, here’s Bernard Hopkin’s entrance from Saturday. Boxing
Tuesday You put buttered popcorn in Kenyon Martin’s whip, he’s gonna put his hands on you. Audio! Basktball
Wednesday Take a look at an animated view of your seats from any ballpark. Baseball
Thursday A long overdue Pistol Pete Maravich feature. Basketball
Friday Young boy gets insightful/horrifying glance at what a lifetime of White Sox fandom will do to you. Baseball
Saturday “Tiger Woods, you suck! Go*****it!” It’s like he read our minds. Golf
Sunday Nothing better than watchin’ old stadiums get blown up. Football
Eighth Day You go to the triathlon, triathletes go in the water. Shark’s go in the water – our shark. Triathlon

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Monday Okay, fine. Duke. Whoopty-doo. Here’s one last Scheyer-face. “Scheyer Marshall Bill.” NCAAB
Tuesday Don’t offend me by pretending you’re too good for a few minutes of B-Ball Dog. Basketball
Wednesday No Armed Man is here to shame your game. Golf
Thursday I can’t explain why, but this is the most hypnotic thing you’ll watch today. F1
Friday Oh, I suppose that since you watched B-Ball Dog, you feel you’re too good to watch B-Ball Rats? Basketball
Saturday Ceremonial first pitches? Good. Hot chicks? Good. Hot chicks throwing ceremonial first pitches? Meh. Baseball
Sunday Why not remove all humans from the soccer field – there aren’t any humans left in the stands. (Editor’s note: ZING!) Soccer
The Eight Day Wee Mr. Sacco is either on his way to great things or a long, drunk, depressed existence.

Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, I’d have added more coral-colored fingerpaints, but that’s just me.

Monday In the end it wasn’t the 175 mph F1′s that got Stirling Moss, but a busted elevator. Formula One
Tuesday It always surprises me anytime footage of Babe Ruth is uncovered in which he’s not hitting a dinger. Baseball
Wednesday “I’m just an idiot.” – Dan Orlovsky.  Yes, but an idiot with a sense of humor at least. Football
Thursday I’m beginning to understand why Sharapova ain’t good no more. Tennis
Friday The more reports I hear coming out of Canada about the night of the gold medal hockey game, the more I regret not looting the hell out of Winchester. Hockey
Saturday $500 bucks will get you a season’s worth of Red Sox games (sweet!) … from the comfort of a nearby bar (oh.) Baseball
Sunday A cop got his picture taken with Ben Roethlisburger an hour before Big Ben got himself in trouble. Clearly these two circumstances are connected. Football
Eighth Day Jackson Pollack is spinning over in his grave … to the tune of “Chelsea Dagger.”

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Monday Do yourself a solid: Read this article before you buy that home connected to a firing range. GOLF
Tuesday Skydiving + kayaking = Skyaking. (But it also equals awesome). SKYAKING
Wednesday See? This is why we can’t ever get rid of Mississippi. GOLF
Thursday Got ‘im! Barry Zito has the memory of an elephant (or all my exes). BASEBALL
Friday Two guys who don’t know when to give up got together on a television program last night. FOOTBALL
Saturday Indy Governor’s Saints flag fetched over $6K in a charity auction. FOOTBALL
Sunday After Rashard Lewis helped his little buddy, they both went for Sno-Cones and pizza afterwards. BASKETBALL
Eighth Day Two wannabe Playmates try to get on the Bulls’ Kiss-Cam. No one told them that the cameras don’t search the cheap seats. Shoulda used a hookup like adult entertainer Samantha Ryan has at KU. BASKETBALL