Forehead Signatures Are One Way To Go

When I say Golf Channel and Ladies Professional Golf Association, what comes to mind?

Low ratings. Exactly. All the more reason to link to a new commercial about the latter, shown on the former and probably not seen by many.

Women React Appropriately, Predictably To ‘Fake Purse’ Proposition

You don’t need to be a Women’s Lib superwiz to know that no good comes from getting in between a lass and her purses. Ask your special lady friend, next time you’re in a department store together, to imagine buying that handbag she wants instead of actually purchasing it. You’ll feel the same heat LPGA Commish Mike Whan felt this week about the RR Donnelley Founders Cup.

Remember When Commericals Sold Products Instead Of People?

If you’ve watched a quarter of a basketball game in this young season, you’ve seen Nike’s new “What Should I Do?” spots with LeBron James. You know the one. It’s the new spot the point of which is to underscore that what’s done is done, it was a mistake, let’s move on.

But the real thrust of the commercial is Nike making an every-chemical-in-the-cupboard approach to removing the tarnish from the LeBron James Brand.

Wait. The Napolis Are Attacking Rival Fans By Doing What Now?

If you admit nothing else to yourself today, admit at least that soccer hooligans are becoming a little more considerate. Make no mistake, they’ll still hunt you down and assault you for no other reason than you’re wearing the wrong colors, but how and where they assault you has never been more convenient for the recovery process.

And Here Is Why No One Knows What Togo’s Soccer Team Looks Like

Two weeks ago we discussed the bizarre fakery that occurred at an exhibition match in Bahrain. The Togolese national team that arrived got whipped 3-0, and left many of the team’s opponents feeling they just played Togo’s JV squad. Soon after the match, inquiries revealed that no one on that losing Togo team were actual members of the Togolese national team. At the time no one knew why.

Now they do – sort of.

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