Timex To Pay $1 For Each Person Oogling Jennie Finch
… Okay, that’s not exactly true. The watch corporation is donating a buck for each person the former Olympic softball gold medalist passes in November’s ING New York City Marathon.
“Okay, Aim About Six Feet Off From the…Holy S@#&! BEES!!”
How many bees does it take to ruin the 18th hole at Arlington, TX’s, Waterchase Golf Club? The answer is, like three. So what happens if suddenly 60,000 of the damn things appear?
Belarussian Loses Long Jump World Title by a Hair
The title of this post will strike you as being clever after I explain:
Belarussian Nastassia Mironchyk-Ivanova lost the World Championships in South Korea after her long-ish pony tail made a sand landing before her feet did, thereby forcing judges to mark the spot her hair hit instead of the spot her feet hit – a difference of about half a foot.
Judo: The Newest Thing Absolutely Anyone Can Master
You’ve seen “The Karate Kid” at least half a dozen times in your life. If you haven’t, you’re living life wrong. Drop whatever that frozen drink in your hand is and start anew from this point on. Start by buying the original “Karate Kid” and watching it until you reach your sixth viewing. We’ll wait …
We Must Not Let The Truffle Shuffle Go By Unnoticed
What I love most about U.S. soccer is that it brings out the weirdo in all of us – or perhaps it just brings out the weirdos and the rest of us stay home and watch ‘Breaking Bad’ or something. I’m not really sure.
