Timex To Pay $1 For Each Person Oogling Jennie Finch
… Okay, that’s not exactly true. The watch corporation is donating a buck for each person the former Olympic softball gold medalist passes in November’s ING New York City Marathon.
We Found Ray Lewis’ New Assault-Mobile
The official word is that the Ravens celebrated the end of a long, hot practice by bringing in an ice cream truck. You can’t trust that though. When is the last time you saw a snack truck and thought, “I bet Ray Lewis is doing some terrible damage in that thing”?
Ray Lewis Says Crime Likely to Rise If NFL Lockout Happens, Starting With Ray Lewis
In a recent ESPN interview, Baltimore Raven and former murder suspect Ray Lewis said U.S. crime will almost certainly go up if the current NFL lockout doesn’t dissipate by the start of the season.
“Do this research if we don’t have a season … watch how much crime picks up if you take away our game,” Lewis told ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio.
Old Actress To Play Old Cheerleader In A Movie Only Old People Will Want To See
Laura Vikmanis was a registered dietician, trainer and mom before she set out to join the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleading squad two years ago. Back then, she was a sprightly 40 years old. Now? Super old. Old enough for Hollywood to make an inspirational movie about her oldness. Honestly, is there any way Sandra Bullock doesn’t [...]
Elizabeth Taylor: Ruiner Of Coin Flips
Actress Elizabeth Taylor died earlier this week at the age of 79. As is the case when most legends die, anyone who’s got a story shares their story. And despite the fact that there were numerous evidences that Ms. Taylor wasn’t big on athletics, that hasn’t stopped the NFL from wringing out a juicy little tale from 1989.
