Fallout Boy: Stupid End To Fight Saves Us All From Talking About How Boring It Was
Don’t you just want to caption these shots with Three Stooges sound effects?
Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk. Whoop-whoop-whoop!
Saturday’s fight went down (and out) like this: Overmatched fighter (Puerto Rican welterweight Kermit Cintron) flails hard for two-and-a-half rounds, lands a lucky punch, surprises everyone including himself, trips, falls out of the ring, gets carted away like Stiller after zipping his beans above the frank in “There’s Something About Mary” and loses.
Protestors Protest Unfair Descrimination By Descriminating Unfairly
Arizona passed an immigration-enforcement law last week making it justifiable for police to stop and demand documentation from anyone they suspect of being an alien “if reasonable suspicion exists” that they are in the state illegally. Already, Bill 1070 is considered in many parts of the U.S. a bigoted enactment, of which many throughout the nation have taken to protesting. The rationality behind some of the protests, however, remains suspect.
Anderson Silva Don’t Owe You Nothin’
…By Sunday, most MMA outlets were awash in outrage over Anderson Silva’s behavior, none moreso than UFC president Dana White, who called the main event a “disgrace,” “an embarrassment” adding too that he was “disgusted.”
But let’s pull back the gossamer curtain of immediacy and examine why many feel this way. And because I’ve never been good with keeping secrets, I should warn you that I’m planning on defending Silva in these next 1,000 words.
LaFayette Fights Detroit Over The Only Good Thing Either Town Has Ever Produced
Okay. I’m being too harsh on both cities. I’m pretty sure parts of “Mississippi burning” were filmed in LaFayette (because the entire state of Mississippi was busy that month) and Detroit … I’m pretty sure all of the Pips and 2/3 of Smokey Robinson’s Miracles were from Detroit, right?
Bar Mitzvah To Halt All This Boxing Mishigas At Yankee Stadium (UPDATED)
Earlier this month, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said the NBA All-Star Game festivities were going to make the Super Bowl look like a bar mitzvah, a claim that seemed overzealous when he made it and never relented.
Cuban should have aimed lower than the Super Bowl; assuming you consider Yankee Stadium to be lower.
