Wow, guys. Did you see this picture of Sir Elton John at the Reds game? How cool is that? Who knew?
Anyone could have anticipated the legendary women’s baseball rivalry between Hong Kong and Netherlands to come to a fiery head in the World Cup held in Venezuela this weekend. What most could not have anticipated was a) that that fire would come hurtling out of a gun and b) how awkward it is to call a female playing the third base position anything other than the third baseman.
It’s, like, extremely awkward.
You know this picture is old. Like, at least four days old. How do you know? Because it depicts one of the Marlins successfully scoring after being in the position to do so. And that … well that just hasn’t happened in some time.
I know living in Cincinnati isn’t fun. Nick Lachey is the city’s biggest celebrity, for Godssake. Living in Queen City is libel to make anyone cranky. But crikey Cincinnati Reds, what’s gotten into you?
I went to my first Cubs game on August 24, 1983 and hundreds since then. I’ve watched thousands on TV and – miraculously – even a few playoff series, but I can’t stand this Cubs team. Can’t stand its attitude and can’t stand another season of losing. I’m considering switching loyalties. I don’t know to whom I should switch (leave you thoughts in the comments below), as I first want to know how one officially ends their fan affiliation. Below are 10 solutions. If you have others, let ‘em be heard below.