Hard Knocks Joe Brings the Ladies to All-Star Weekend (Almost)
Arizona’s Maricopa County is sheriffed (a word that doesn’t exist, but if it did, would be used primarily in the Southwest United States) by Joe Arpaio, the country’s self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff.” He runs the nation’s only female chain gang and he’s got plans for Arizona’s most recent female DUI convicts: head to the All-Star Game!
Butch Female Soccer Player Likes Springsteen (Shocker!)
In honor of the recent passing of both the United States’ 235th birthday as well as one of the most thrilling ends to a U.S. soccer game Sunday afternoon against Brazil, here is Megan Rapinoe coming close to being cool for a second:
Tennis Captions: Week 24-25
This week’s captions showcase the goings-on at Wimbledon. Enjoy it. No, you!
“Mom! Stop talking about Feliciano Lopez! Gawd!”
There’s nothing quite like an athlete’s mom to get the blog fires a-burning. Remember when rumors were running rampant that Delonte West had slept with LeBron James’ mother last summer? That was pretty awesome, right? Well this won’t be quite as good as that, but it’s still funny. Or gross. Depends on your mood.
The Good Thing That Turned Into A Relatively Bad Thing On The Scale Of Good Things
Three years ago, a high school cheerleader accused a member of her school’s football and basketball team of raping her. When she refused to cheer for him, she was kicked off the team and later lost her court case after she sued over it. On top of that, she was told she had to cough up the district’s $45,000 legal fees. Assuming you believe the victim, how much would you donate to help her pay those fees? Okay, what if we threw in a picture of you wearing tights and a cape?
