First Of All Canada, It Should Be Maple LEAVES …
Okay Toronto, put down that forkful of maple sugar pie for a second, I need you to explain your disproportionate affinity for those Maple Leafs.
Tip-In Points: He Who Smelt It … Celtics
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Chinese Curler Wang Fengchun Not Having Fun Tonight
I know. I know. Curling was that bridesmaid you wanted to pass the time with for a handful of days. You never intended your relationship to get serious, the moment has passed and you wish they’d stop insinuating themselves back in your life.
I get it. Really. You don’t care about curling anymore. You never really cared about curling. You especially don’t care about Chinese curling.
But maybe you should care for just one more story, because it involves your country.
O.J. Finally Gets One Of His Suits Dismissed
Last week, America’s repository of historical artifacts denied acceptance into its collection the suit that O.J. Simpson, the 18th-ranked all-time career rusher and two-time murderer, wore in court on the day he was acquitted (of the murders, not the rushing yards – I’m not sure how one would be acquitted of that. Then again, I’m still not sure how he got acquitted of killing two people, so let’s call it a draw).
Tip-In Points: Flash And Crash – Like Two Fat Kids Slap-Boxing Over the Last Piece Of Moldy Cake
Anyone can suggest adds and drops for the NBA fantasy fans out there, but few make those suggestions from the gut. We’ve also sprinkled in tons of helpful stats for all fantasy formats too. Because that’s the kind of fantasy help you deserve.
