This week’s captions showcase the goings-on at Campbell’s Hall of Fame Tennis Championships, NURNBERGER Gastein ladies, Internazionali Femminili di Tennis de Palermo, SkiStar Swedish Open, Mercedes Cup, GDF SUEZ Grand Prix, and Collector Swedish Open Women. Enjoy it. No, you!
What I love most about U.S. soccer is that it brings out the weirdo in all of us – or perhaps it just brings out the weirdos and the rest of us stay home and watch ‘Breaking Bad’ or something. I’m not really sure.
Arizona’s Maricopa County is sheriffed (a word that doesn’t exist, but if it did, would be used primarily in the Southwest United States) by Joe Arpaio, the country’s self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff.” He runs the nation’s only female chain gang and he’s got plans for Arizona’s most recent female DUI convicts: head to the All-Star Game!
In honor of the recent passing of both the United States’ 235th birthday as well as one of the most thrilling ends to a U.S. soccer game Sunday afternoon against Brazil, here is Megan Rapinoe coming close to being cool for a second: