The Good Thing That Turned Into A Relatively Bad Thing On The Scale Of Good Things
Three years ago, a high school cheerleader accused a member of her school’s football and basketball team of raping her. When she refused to cheer for him, she was kicked off the team and later lost her court case after she sued over it. On top of that, she was told she had to cough up the district’s $45,000 legal fees. Assuming you believe the victim, how much would you donate to help her pay those fees? Okay, what if we threw in a picture of you wearing tights and a cape?
Tennis Captions: Week 22-23
This week’s captions showcase the goings-on at the AEGON Championships, Gerry Weber Open, UNICEF Open and e-Boks Sony Ericsson Open. Enjoy it. No, you!
If Heaven Is A Baseball Field, This Is What The National Anthem Will Sound Like
Look, it ain’t no secret that I’m a big, big fan of Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band. Go ahead and peruse the site if you don’t believe me. But I’ve got a job to do and can’t go on and on about Clarence Clemons and what he meant to me and many others.
So instead, you get this.
The Closest You’re Gonna Get To A Furry Fetish Story Today…Probably
The good news is that in the last month, the U.K. has decreased its number of female mascots by just one. The bad news is that she represented 100 percent of Britain’s female mascots.
To be clear, we’re talking about the person inside the fuzzy suits when we say “female mascots.” To my knowledge there is only one female character representative of a sports team and that’s the Stanford Tree.*
Tennis Captions: Week 20-21
This week’s captions showcase the goings-on at the French Open. Enjoy it. No, you!
