Old Actress To Play Old Cheerleader In A Movie Only Old People Will Want To See
Laura Vikmanis was a registered dietician, trainer and mom before she set out to join the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleading squad two years ago. Back then, she was a sprightly 40 years old. Now? Super old. Old enough for Hollywood to make an inspirational movie about her oldness. Honestly, is there any way Sandra Bullock doesn’t [...]
Opening Day Means It’s Time For A Crotch-Punch Story
With the start of the 2011 baseball season just a matter of hours away, it behooved me turn your attention to a couple things: 1) the Wall Street Journal wrote one heckuva feature on Arizona’s bullpen catcher and “human garbage can” Jeff Motuzas, 2) The D.C. Sports Blog followed up with a brief but killer spotlight on Motuzas’ clubhouse partnership with the Nationals’ Opening Day starter Livan Hernandez, and c) there is no “c.” The first two were numbers, remember?
They Better Sing ‘Free Bird’ At MY Funeral
There’s nothing humorous about a person’s death, especially if that person is a teenager; even more especially if that teenager was attractive and cool. So believe me when I warn you that I’m neither making fun of Donovan Smith nor his tragic passing.
I’m making fun of the fools he left behind.
Tennis Captions: Week 11
This week’s captions showcase the goings-on at the Sony Ericsson Open. Enjoy it. No, you!
Elizabeth Taylor: Ruiner Of Coin Flips
Actress Elizabeth Taylor died earlier this week at the age of 79. As is the case when most legends die, anyone who’s got a story shares their story. And despite the fact that there were numerous evidences that Ms. Taylor wasn’t big on athletics, that hasn’t stopped the NFL from wringing out a juicy little tale from 1989.
