Tennis Captions: Week 7
This week’s captions span across the Dubai Championships, Delray Beach International Championships, Abierto Mexicano Telcel, and the Qatar Ladies Open. Enjoy it. No, you!
Teenage Boy Unwilling To Grope Teenage Girl In Public
Media outlets nationwide have jumped on the story of Cassy Herkelman becoming the first female wrestler to win a state tournament match, and rightly so. But the angle those outlets have taken is, uh, wrongly so. The story ain't about a lady wrestler. Herkelman's just doing what good ol’ fashioned, corn-fed Iowa girls do. The story belongs more to fellow wrassler, Joel Northrup for not doing what good ol’ fashioned corn-fed Iowa boys do: grope girls.
Gangs + Bums x Compton = … Cricket?
It wasn’t that long ago that Jamaicans bobsledding or Tim McGraw singing a duet with Nelly was unheard of. Two went with two, fives with fives and nines with nines. It was orderly. It made sense. And for a while, it made life, very, very predictable. But that’s all over now. You might still occasionally read a story about an Iranian snowboarder or Streisand playing a club gig with Lil Wayne, but all-in-all, we’re quickly becoming an ironic country, as tolerant as ever about crazy pairings.
But this? This is the craziest effin’ story I’ve read all month.
Tennis Captions, Week 6
This week’s captions span across the Dubai Duty Free Women’s Open, The Cellular South Cup, Regions Morgan Keegan Championships, and the Copa Telmex. Enjoy it. No, you!
Forehead Signatures Are One Way To Go
When I say Golf Channel and Ladies Professional Golf Association, what comes to mind?
Low ratings. Exactly. All the more reason to link to a new commercial about the latter, shown on the former and probably not seen by many.
