Wow, guys. Did you see this picture of Sir Elton John at the Reds game? How cool is that? Who knew? How often do you think he attends the … hold on a sec. I’m just reading the caption here. Cincinnati, blah-blah-blah. Baseball, blech-blech-blech. Where does it mention that this is Elton … Oh.
I’m sorry. This is not who I thought it was. And the little boy in me just died a bit from the realization that the only person that got fatter and uglier than Elton John in the last 40 years seems to be Pete Rose.
As you were.
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