Pig Wrasslin’ Is Hard Without Pigs
I’m not sure what town would be considered the pig capitol of the U.S. and seeing as how there’s a “Falcon Crest” marathon fixin’ to start in a couple minutes, I don’t have the time to find out. I will say that Chouteau County in Montana made a huge push last weekend at the area’s County Fair when 30 pigs slated to be entered into the pig wrasslin’ competition pulled a Claude Rains and vanished.
There Are More Holes In Chelsea’s Game Than Anyone Could Have Anticipated
The Chelsea Blue have been under siege by a prankster sneaking into the team’s locker rooms and cutting holes in their underwear, thus leading the entire squad to explore an entirely new form of “futbol flopping” never before showcased on a pitch. They’re showing going nuts.There’s also a ton of “ball control” and “sliding tackle” jokes that I’ll spare you. You’re welcome.
I Would Have Pegged Elton John More Of A Footie Fan
Wow, guys. Did you see this picture of Sir Elton John at the Reds game? How cool is that? Who knew?
Yup, John Mayer Is Still A Tool
I thought about musician John Mayer all weekend. I really did. I didn’t want to, but I couldn’t help it. I was as helpless from trying to figure out why Mayer opts to be an idiot as I suppose Mayer is from making that stupid guitar solo face he makes. Yeah, that one.
15,000 Fans Gather To Stare At Tony Parker’s Girlfriend
What I simply can’t abide is that all these dudes were aware that Tony Parker smeared his churro on Eva’s seat and none of those bastards said anything.
