Week Sauce: Where You’d Best Get Off Dallas Braden’s Mound
Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, Harrison wants people off his plane, Clint wants people off his lawn, Dallas wants A-Rod off his mound.
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Monday Remember that story of a Sox fan, his son and strangers having bathroom sex? Yeah, it’s now animated through the magic of Asian insanity. Baseball
Tuesday Honestly, I want to do this to all soccer players all the time. Soccer
Wednesday I cannot tell a lie: this has nothing to do with sports – unless you count drunkenly trying to put on flip-flops as a sport.
Thursday The only thing worse than playing for the Nets? Being low man on the Nets’ totem pole. Basketball
Friday If this happened after a touchdown in any NFL game it would be the awesomest. Also, it would never happen. Soccer
Saturday Ohmigod. They attempted the Iron Lotus! (NOTE: I’d like to apologize for that “Blades of Glory” reference. You and I are both better than that.) Soccer
Sunday Ben Roethlisburger is no longer fit to be seen with zoo animals. Jury’s still out on farm animals. Football
Eighth Day I love that the rest of the league treats Alex Rodriguez like the rich brat who gets dropped off at school in a limo and has no friends because of it.
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