Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, the pre-game entertainment is not only taller than Dustin Pedroia, it talks a better game.
Monday Okay, fine. Duke. Whoopty-doo. Here’s one last Scheyer-face. “Scheyer Marshall Bill.” NCAAB
Tuesday Don’t offend me by pretending you’re too good for a few minutes of B-Ball Dog. Basketball
Wednesday No Armed Man is here to shame your game. Golf
Thursday I can’t explain why, but this is the most hypnotic thing you’ll watch today. F1
Friday Oh, I suppose that since you watched B-Ball Dog, you feel you’re too good to watch B-Ball Rats? Basketball
Saturday Ceremonial first pitches? Good. Hot chicks? Good. Hot chicks throwing ceremonial first pitches? Meh. Baseball
Sunday Why not remove all humans from the soccer field – there aren’t any humans left in the stands. (Editor’s note: ZING!) Soccer
The Eight Day Wee Mr. Sacco is either on his way to great things or a long, drunk, depressed existence.
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