Monday If your lady says no to these high-heeled Jordans, well then, she’s not much of a lady is she? Basketball
Tuesday Just when you thought maybe there was a little skill involved in bowling after all, may I introduce you to the remote control ball? Bowling
Wednesday I was just thinking that I wish more polar bears were involved in the torch relay. Then – BOOM – Manitoba happened. Olympics
Thursday To be fair to Rasheed, if I had a friend with a fake leg, I’d play keep-away with it too. (1:30 mark) Basketball
Friday Can the disabled athletes become the too-abled? Or as I like to call them: robots? Track & Field
Saturday This Kansas fan hasn’t missed a home game since 1972 or a road game since 1973. That’s about the last time he was in a healthy relationship too. College Football
Sunday I’m surprised no one did cartwheels after the team actually won. I’m also surprised anyone still likes soccer. Soccer
Eighth Day This animated short about Doc Ellis’ LSD no-hitter is better than anything else you’ll do in the next five minutes. Baseball