Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, really, really hard-earned yellow cards.
Monday Coach Noah Chang looks … shoots … and SCORES. Over and over and over for nine minutes. Basketball
Tuesday Holy crap! Is that a goalie mask with Eddie Vedder and the Ultimate Warrior?!? This thing should be a national landmark. Hockey
Wednesday I honestly didn’t know anything this awesome existed in Utah. Then this National Anthem happened. College Football
Thursday Dallas, prepare for wall-to-wall hookers in the next 15 months. Dallas Sports
Friday Yet another story about a 22-year-old posing as high school kid to get chicks and basketball glory. High School Basketball
Saturday Luckily, the Financial District of NYC isn’t going through any fiscal difficulties or else throwing documents containing social security numbers out the window during the Yankees parade would be dangerously embarrassing. Baseball
Sunday Malaysia’s best chance at a Southeast Asian gold medal up and pulled out because … well, because her husband chose not to. Power Walking
Eighth Day This weird feeling in my stomach must be me having a newfound respect for soccer. Soccer