Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, in this space, no one can hear you scream.
Monday I’d hate to think the ladies in the strip club a few hundred feet away from Safeco Field weren’t M’s fans. Baseball
Tuesday South Korea shows us that we’ve been cheering wrong this entire time. Seriously, this thing is amazing. Soccer
Wednesday Pro fisherman Dave Mercer, casts the first pitch in front of 300 non-plussed Blue Jays fans. Fishing/Baseball
Thursday Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t want to open a beer bottle with a golf club. Golf
Friday The North Carolina Lottery made the Ric Flair “Woo Ticket” a reality. Tell Tchaikovsky the news. Pro Wrestling
Saturday Goalie shrinks goal posts, soccer remains boring anyway. Soccer
Sunday Chris Arreola became the first Mexican-American heavyweight champ to cry after a butt-whuppin’. Boxing
Eighth Day This Badger is a journalism student. Looks like he’s getting an early start on being loathed by everyone around him.