Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, the sweet, sweet relief of on sports.
Monday Eighty percent of athletes’ marriages end in divorce. Ninety percent of ex-athletes’ wives end up rich. Sports Culture
Tuesday The pics of a dead coyote stuck in the grill of a NASCAR will haunt your dreams. They collided at 140 mph. NASCAR
Wednesday What do you get for the swimfan religiously forbidden from baring skin? A birquini, of course. Swimming
Thursday Baseball players aren’t the only ones getting artificially pumped up. Basketball box scores are juicers too. Basketball
Friday MLB.com videos take a while to load, but watching Vlad Guerrero hit a bounced ball is WAY worth it. Baseball
Saturday Not sure if the play you just saw was nice? The clapping ref is a dead giveaway. Baskeball
Sunday Usain Bolt crushed the 100m world record in last year’s Olympics. On Saturday, he broke it again. Track & Field
Eighth Day “Didja see SportsCenter today?” “Yeah, a little. While I was peeing.” This thing is going to make billions.