Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, step 1 in removing the pesky human aspect from all sports.
Monday Lions WR scratches himself up on his golf cart – hilarity and shame ensue. Football
Tuesday Maxim Magazine brought the funny when they “hacked” into David Ortiz’s Gmail account. Baseball
Wednesday Why did ESPN ban Twitter? ‘Cause it’s unmarketable, dummy. Sports Broadcasting
Thursday No 9-year-old would ever be on the NBA’s radar … would he? Basketball
Friday Nothing is as funny or sad as this little league catcher watching the same kid hit five homers in one game. Baseball
Saturday Dorm Golf: The best way for engineering students to make mom proud, poly-sci students to make mom angry. Golf
Sunday At this point, will people even remember that Favre used to be good? Football
Eighth Day These sporting robots are almost as fast and efficient as Dwyane Wade.