Week Sauce: Where Thirst-Quenching Art Is the Best Of All Arts
Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, the first Electrolyte Brite.
Monday Jack from Mellencamp’s “Jack & Diane” is doing well. I wonder if Cougar still lets authority always win? Football
Tuesday I’ll only say this once. In the future I’ll deny it … I wish the U.S. All-Star Game was more like Taiwan’s. Baseball
Wednesday The Aussie Rules Football mascot-hooligan fan fight happened (again). Footy
Thursday Dime Magazine asks “What is cheating in sports?” Baseball/Basketball
Friday Ron Artest re-enacts the Malice At the Palace … for an Asian pop star at an aquatic theme park. Of course! Basketball
Saturday ‘Cause nothing angers drunk sports fans like some hot lesbo Kiss-Cam. WNBA
Sunday The Globe releases its big story about the just-fired, steroid-using Sawx security guards four days too late. Baseball
Eighth Day Check out Gatorade’s new Jordan commerical. Sports infiltrating art is way better than anything else infiltrating art.
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