Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, definitive proof of what happens when you let futbol-ers have it their way.
Monday This Canadian Football League catch is 10 types of nifty; 20 types if you pretend it happened in the NFL. Football
Tuesday A last-place open water swimmer took so long, they were handing out medals while he finished. Swimming
Wednesday Miami Airport is looking for ways to depress passengers even more. I’ve got it! Install a horse track. Horse Racing
Thursday Former unknown White Sox pitcher discusses reasons for juicing that don’t make him sound like a d-bag. Baseball
Friday THIS is how you volleyball! Volleyball
Saturday It’s not the shark mascot who’s banned from the uppity club, it’s his fancy clothes … and perhaps his flute? Cricket
Sunday The best picture of a) Shaq and b) a panda you’ll ever see … ever. Basketball
Eighth Day These soccer jerseys are just begging for the Hamburglar to bring the ruckus.