
Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, an unflappable ability to ask dumb questions no matter what mixed martial artists are doing to us.
Monday I don’t care how much he denies it, Anthony Kim meant to tag this guy in the ass. Golf
Tuesday Can Twitter destroy real journalism? Well, if you’re Lance Armstrong, it’s already replaced it. Sports writing
Wednesday Brooklyn got a little less tough this weekend with this year’s Cardboard Tube Duel. Cardboard Tube Dueling
Thursday Maybe if the London Philharmonic played AC/DC instead of Rossini, the horses would have run faster. Horse Racing
Friday Go ahead and cross Delaware off your list of places it’s okay to stab yourself and then deny you did it. College Football
Saturday The “White Men Can’t Jump” 2-on-2 tourney happened. Mothers were made fun of. Basketball
Sunday FIU saved its cheer squad and now some want it to be a state sanctioned sport. You give ‘em an inch … Cheerleading
Eighth Day Oh, won’t someone tell “Rampage” Jackson that you can’t go around thrusting your way through interviews?