If a mediocre pitcher on a West Coast team throws a no-hitter on the Friday before the All-Star break against one of the worst offenses in baseball, does anyone notice?
Nope.
At least not if you’re Jonathan Sanchez, who tossed the first no-hitter for the Giants in 33 years on Friday night. It was also only the 13th no-no since 2001.
But none of that matters because – and Heath Bell knows what I’m talking about – the no-hitter happened while everyone east of the Rockies were sloshed at their local pubs or asleep (lame). And because it wasn’t Hall of Famer-in-waiting Randy Johnson or Cy Young-winner Tim Lincecum or even my fantasy third-tier keeper for next year Matt Cain who pitched kept the San Diego Padres hitless, it wasn’t really worth reporting heavily the following day either. Sanchez, in fact, is the least promising and least well-known part-time starter on the fine San Fran rotation, which is a shame for him because he pitched a doozy. A doo-zee.
Remember the last no-no in the majors? When Carlos Zambrano etched his name into the record books against Houston last summer (in Milwaukee), no three hour period went by in any sports fan’s week that followed in which they didn’t see him kneeling on one knee and point to the sky.
Remember that? Of course you do.
Friday night? Nothing. A few write-ups. Then by Saturday at noon, the story was buried under a half-dozen other stories. Look at the Yahoo! Sports front page (pictured right). No graphics. No premium position. Buried. The Kidd signing is nearly four days old, Seles entering the Hall of Fame isn’t timely and it’s only one of the three tennis stories on the front page. Three tennis stories, Yahoo!? Wimbledon was last week.
Sanchez’s performance won’t be the biggest baseball story of the year or maybe even the month, but it’s big. Big enough to deserve more play. It won’t get it. It’s already a dead highlight after fewer than 24 hours. Nevermind the human interest angle that Sanchez’s father happened to be on hand to see his son pitch for the first time (left), or that Sanchez was only inserted back into the rotation because Johnson is hurt. Nevermind that he was one error away from throwing an 11 strikeout, no walk perfect game and nevermind that if he had, it would have been only the sixth of its kind in MLB history.
And why all this neverminding? Because the Padres can’t hit and 3/5 of the country weren’t paying attention when it happened and Jonathan Sanchez isn’t a known name.
Yeah, and nevermind that throwing a no-hitter will do little to change that.
If you’re interested, here are some additional facts about Sanchez’s outing on Friday care of Elias Sports Bureau, Inc:
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