Week Sauce: Where 36,000 Days is Like 14 Million in Goat-Years
Here’s a recap of the weirdest or most overlooked sports stories on the Interweb this week. Plus, as you’ve come to expect, a technologically advanced excuse to get drunk in October.
Monday The Ultimate Warrior is not only still alive, but he’s blogging sarcastically about Michael Jackson. Personally, I would have gone with the “he’s a vegetable” reference from Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’. Wrestling
Tuesday Motor bikers get into a slap-boxing match, look stupid. Why don’t helmeted athletes kick more? Motorbike Racing
Wednesday Drunk chick hits a golf ball in her back yard. It will either kill her or make her a god. Golf
Thursday My grandpa can beat up your grandpa … wait, your grandpa boxed for the British Army and beat up a robber last week? Nevermind then. Boxing
Friday Mets bats defy the laws of physics … at least they did a few years ago. Baseball
Saturday A Cubs fan vows to eat only 500 calories a day until the Cubs win five games in a row. This won’t do much to dissuade the stereotype that Cubs fans are idiots. Baseball
Sunday Nothing quite as awesome as t-shirts that conscientiously object to calling stadiums by their corporate names. I still call it Comiskey too. Baseball
Eighth Day The only thing that could make this app more painful is if it played John Mayer at the top of every hour.
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