Fightin’ Fillies
Belgium Competition Displays No Neck, Brains
I’ve never pretended to understand the mind of a professional bodybuilder and therefore, I could never be one.
All the best t-shirts would never come in my size, I could never air-guitar properly again without ripping one (or seven) of my pecs off and I’d always be slippery with grease, which wouldn’t bother me so much as it would the people who sat in the same seat as me on the train.
The Sportiest of All Terminators
Let’s assume that Skynet (or Cyberdine, depending on which era we’re framing) would get ahold of a modern-day athlete and convert his or her human form into a T-800 Terminator. This isn’t the shape-shifting version, as hardcore fans know, but the Schwarzennegger version that incorporated a synthetic human flesh.
So whoever we choose would have Terminator abilities, but with their current exterior. We’re also going to assume that the person will keep some of their innate abilities (height, jumping ability) while incorporating the best of a Terminator (strength, overall killing skills).
With that, we present the top five athletes who would make the best Terminators.
Tebow Vs. Mothra: Go!
Tim Tebow has mastered college football. And he’ll master the NFL soon enough. But until then, we think he should take on some higher challenges. Here are three things we’d like to see Tebow face off against before he wins his third national title this upcoming 2009 college football season.
Real Fans Let it Hit Them in the Head
It wasn’t that long ago that Tropicana Field couldn’t fill its park, nor was it that long ago that the fans who were in attendance were rooting for the other team. Those days are gone. These days, the Rays seem comfy hanging blame on their newly swollen fan base, such as they did at the end of the Rays’ 5-3 loss to the Red Sox on Sunday.
